I Spent Five Days at Sea on the Maiden Voyage of The 90s Cruise. I’ll Never Recover.

April 21, 2025

ESQUIRE – Have you ever taken one of those naps from which you wake up with no idea where you are? Maybe you’ve only been conked out for ten minutes, but on the other side of it, you’re like a soap-opera amnesiac in distress: Where am I? Who am I? Eventually you see something—your rug, your coffee table, your spouse—that draws you slowly back into the real world. Ah, you sigh, I am in my home. This is my life. I recognize this.

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